Get ready for a bunch of more baby Bakers
Baker Mayfield was probably the best game of his short NFL career on Sunday, passing four touchdowns in a Browns win over the Bengals. One of the first things he did after coming off the field was a retweet and a fan who said his wife had agreed to name their son after Mayfield if they got the precious retweet. A deal is a deal.
It turns out lots of people named their kids after Baker Mayfield, including at least one born before his Heisman-winning season.
I can certainly understand Sooners fans naming their kids after Mayfield. He had a great college career and his Oklahoma legacy is already etched in stone. But if I was a Browns fan I would be so traumatized by decades of quarterback disappointments that I would probably wait more than nine games before rushing to name my kid after the latest guy on Cleveland's long list of QBs. I guess if you go south you could always pretend to be a big fan of the former NBA center Vin Baker.
That's not cool, man
That's Cordarrelle Patterson getting a little familiar with Jets defensive end Henry Anderson.
Here's how Patterson described it after the game:
"[Anderson] put his sh– in my face, so I was trying to get his ass up off me, "Patterson said. "Simple as that."
He added: "I'm a grown man. I do not need nobody's ass and dick and balls in my face. "
Patterson was sneaky enough not to be called for a penalty, which means he was robbed of the opportunity for a sequel to the best call in NFL history.
Kevin Faulk was totally right here
Saturday's LSU-Texas A & M game went to seven overtimes, and the insanity did not stop there. As the two sides mingled about on the field, LSU assistant Kevin Faulk was caught on a camera throwing down with a man in an A & M polo. LSU offensive analyst Steve Kragthorpe, who has Parkinson's disease, told The Daily Advertiser that the yet unidentified man had punched him in his chest and caused his pacemaker to go temporarily haywire. The latest twist is that The Advocate has identified the guy in the A & M shirt as Jimbo Fisher's nephew.
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Around the sports world
The Kent State Men's basketball team has the first ever Division-I recruit diagnosed with autism. … Jalen Ramsey has been beaten by Josh Allen but he is not ready to say Allen is not "trash". … No love lost between Baker Mayfield and Hue Jackson after the Browns beat the Bengals.
Two absolutely amazing celebrations from yesterday's NFL action
I can not wait until they move to a 70,000-seat stadium
This should not have been a touchdown
Did you seriously try to dive into the end zone from the five-yard line?
Atlanta is a soccer town
This Jimmy Butler thing is working out alright so far
Joel Embiid is still the star, though
Purdue only won six games, but it made them count
Purdue completed the final spoilermaker season this year, every team they beat was either ranked, home on homecoming, or fighting for bowl eligibility. from r / CFB
Stefon Diggs actually wore these Super Nintendo cleats in the game
Pay special attention to who he hands the ball to
Math is hard sometimes
Ohio will give you taxes in Bitcoin, for some reason. … Scientists suggest a new solution to climate change: spraying chemicals 12 miles above Earth's surface to dim the sun.
This thread is extremely Canadian
Dave Chappelle explains how he knew how to step out of the spotlight
A good song
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